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Vladimir Norkoff
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:45:00 -
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 Originally by: Sergei Andropov
I am just waiting for the next post to consist of "NO U!!" and my recipe for crapness will have been proven.
"Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of EVE, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against Garmon hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation." - Eve Tutorial - Rules & Regulations, CCP
ur troll powerz r weak Sergei!!111
PS ur name sounds Ruzky & dumb
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Troll...really...if you were to look in a thesarus for a synonym of the word "Troll", you would find a screenshot of this thread. And, incidentally, a picture of Garmok's mindlessly grinning, sunglass'd face to boot
NO U!! F*KKIN D*K!!!111
PS thesarus iz lame cuz dinosaurz suk!! ur dumb 2!
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Posted - 2008.06.23 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Why can't I post with my alt without fear of reprisal from infantile mini-Garmoks anyway?
Cuz ur a ghey heretic infidel & will DIE by teh Rupture!
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Posted - 2008.06.24 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Interesting, Commie scum
NO U!!
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Write some more eyeball-poppingly bad fan fiction in the name of Garmog please...
no! i mak u suffer by not givin u eye-pop!! lololololol!!! hurt u bad U D*K!
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
...I cannot get to sleep without reading some boring audit logs \o/
u read audit logs in bed. u dream of vlad. ur ghey. i not speach 2 u ne more.
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Posted - 2008.06.24 03:24:00 -
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 dey got rid of purty Garmon w/ Dino picture... and also wear i exposd Sergei's manluv 4 me... Sergei iz Mitnal's alt... i now not poast ne more twice as much.
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Posted - 2008.06.24 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Gamov
i understand your point of view.
WTF?!
"Be on your guard against the unbelievers, knowing that wherever they have their posts, nothing is found but a den of devils in which sheer self-glory, conceit, lies, blasphemy, and defaming of Garmon and man are practiced most maliciously and vile. And I say to you, there can be no understanding with these infidels for their evil is endless and their only salvation is in death." - Oveur, 2006 MMORPG.com Readers Choice Awards
Or is this just some f'd-up televangelist "moment of weakness" sort of thing? Do not allow yourself to be pulled up to their highbrow level, Reverend Garmov! Stay strong and stay true to the message of The Pilot.
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Posted - 2008.06.25 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: Squirrrel
It doesn't even move on. Repetitive and boring.
Those that find this funny and entertaining seem like half-wits and just want to bandwagon-cool.
Yes, yes, I'm a stick in the mud, no sense of humour, old, need to get laid, no life, censor***** blah blah blah. Odd thing is, that's untrue.
Where does that leave things?
It seems there is an emptiness in your life Squirrrel. As if you are desperately in search of something. Meaning. Fulfillment. Acceptance. Have you considered turning to Garmon? The Pilot is there to help guide you.
PS ur name iz speld wrong!!!11 lolololol
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Posted - 2008.06.25 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Squirrrel
Nah, I'm not bitter... you are all lining up to suck him off... you're beneath my humour... it's just lost on another forum muppet.
Oh, but you are bitter Squirrrel. It is readily apparent. You have turned away from Garmon. And rather than taking responsibility for your own sinful nature, you instead lash out at Him. At He who would save. Yet the The Pilot is still benevolent and merciful. He will still guide you to the true path, if only you will open your heart to Him.
Believe in Garmon! Follow the path of the Pilot! You return to post here again and again. It shows that you want to be with Him. That you need Him in your life. Yet you know not how to say the words. Say them Squirrrel. Say the holy words of acceptance. Say "NO U" and be saved.....
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: Squirrrel
Am I not free in my thinking though? If I'm not the sheep am I not the most free of all entire pick of the possible flock?
That is the part that you do not understand Squirrrrrel. Your thinking is controlled by your unbelief. You are not free. You are shackled and imprisoned by your ignorance. It restrains and forces you to follow the path of Sin. You are the least free of any of the flock. You are the lost lamb. Lead astray by the wiles and deceit of heresey. It is that which controls you. It is that which imprisons you in the banality of your current life.
But you can break free! If you but entrust yourself to The Pilot, He can guide you to Enlightenment. You can find the way to Free Thinking! No longer will you be oppressed by your current beknighted existence. You can be reborn into the way of Garmonism. You can, at long last, know Truth.
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